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| 2003/05/12(19:33) from Anonymous Host | |
| 작성자 : Guy Schockaert (guy@adhocdesign.be) | 조회수 : 1384 , 줄수 : 32 |
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A true story as told by a nurse (with Chinese accent of course) from Tan Tock Seng Hospital in China. One day, a man suspected of SARs was lying in bed with a mask over his mouth when a young auxiliary nurse came to sponge his face and hands : ''Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?". Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know , I'm only here to wash your face and hands." He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, Are my testicles black?" Again the nurse replies, "I can't tell. I'm only here to wash your face and hands." Just then, the Head Nurse was passing and saw the man getting a little distraught so she marched over to inquire what was wrong. "Nurse," he mumbled, "Are my testicles black?" Being a nurse of long-standing, the Head Nurse was undaunted. She whipped back the bedclothes, pulled down his pyjama trousers, moved his penis out of the way, had a right good look, pulled up the pyjamas, replaced the bedclothes and announced : "Nothing wrong with your testicles." At this the man pulled off his mask and shouted : ''I SAID.... ARE MY TESTS RESULTS BACK ?!!" |
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